video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
HES SO SMALL COMPARED TO THE GRUMPS IM CRYIGN
|—||Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via feellng)|
do we need more young queer characters? yes.
do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.
the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes
um can you not?are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12