Broken Record
alexiawolfe:

toochstuck:

Afina is the best moirail

alexiawolfe:

toochstuck:

Afina is the best moirail

scoutregimentkarkat:

canni8al:

demisexual-defendant:

canni8al:

what people think john is like:

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what john is really like:

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It would actually be more accurate if his arms were flailing as he was flipping everyone off

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thats it thats john

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

stop-hammerkind:

doitsusleftnut:

I tried to rip someone’s heart out and all they gave me was-


SPITS

stop-hammerkind:

doitsusleftnut:

I tried to rip someone’s heart out and all they gave me was-

SPITS

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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saansastarks:

"Yellow fever is when the only prerequisite for me to become your potential partner is the colour of my skin. That’s cheap. That’s offensive. You’re an asshole, go away." (x)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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