Broken Record

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

teacher: it looks like M. C.-
classmate: Hammer?
teacher: -Esher
Mentally ill person: I'm having a really bad and hard time right now.
Other person: Haha yeah aren't we all.
joelaywood:

HES SO SMALL COMPARED TO THE GRUMPS IM CRYIGN

joelaywood:

HES SO SMALL COMPARED TO THE GRUMPS IM CRYIGN

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.
 Mitch AlbomThe Five People You Meet in Heaven (via feellng)

anti-leyna:

do we need more young queer characters? yes.

do we need more young queer characters that hate themselves and keep wishing they were straight and/or cis? no. we really don’t.

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

frenums:

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12