Broken Record
stunningpicture:

If you stare in the middle, this picture disappears!

stunningpicture:

If you stare in the middle, this picture disappears!

Things never happen the same way twice, dear one.

me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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georgetakei:

Some sound advice.
Source: Allegiance, A Broadway Musical

eos-on-fire:

abjectd:

blessedinpacificnrthwst:

I like this

oooh

I will try this

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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acezev:

this is it. this is the greatest thing i will contribute to this fandom.

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prozdvoices:

imageEverybody loves the Birthday Skeleton!

Original comic by bostondanceparty

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